He's just to funny!!!!
Published on September 13, 2004 By H-Bomb In Humor

Now people please don't take this the wrong way at all ok...i just find them Extremely funny thats all.

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For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it." -George W. Bush, May 14


But I also made it clear to (Vladimir Putin) that it's important to think beyond the old days of when we had the concept that if we blew each other up, the world would be safe." -George W. Bush, May 1, 2001


You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.'' -George W. Bush, Feb. 21, 2001

We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House - make no mistake about it." -George W. Bush, Feb. 7, 2001


"I don't feel like I've got all that much too important to say on the kind of big national issues." George W Bush, 20/20 ABC, 15th September 2000


The important question is, How many hands have I shaked?" George W Bush, New York Times, 23rd October, 1999


They misunderestimated me." George W Bush, Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000


"I will never apologise for the United States of America - I don't care what the facts are." George W Bush at a press conference introducing the Coalition of American Nationalities, 2nd August 1988


Bush: "I talked to my little brother, Jeb - I haven't told this to many people. But he's the governor of - I shouldn't call him my little brother - my brother, Jeb, the great Governor of Texas."

Jim Lehrer: "Florida."

Bush: "Florida. The state of the Florida."
News Hour With Jim Lehrer, PBS, 27th April 2000


"There is a lot of speculation and I guess there is going to continue to be a lot of speculation until the speculation ends." George W Bush, on whether he'll run for President, Austin-American Statesman, 18th October 1998


"Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness." George W Bush, CNN online chat, 30th August 2000


See, we love, we love freedom. That's what they didn't understand. They hate things; we love things. They act out of hatred; we don't seek revenge, we seek justice out of love." George W. Bush, Oklahoma City, Aug. 29, 2002


I think war is a dangerous place." George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 7, 2003


The world is more peaceful and more free under my leadership." George W Bush, White House, Oct. 28, 2003


"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them."
-George Bush


"It is white."
- George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London


"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
...George W. Bush to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93


"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
...George W. Bush, 9/5/93


"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
...George W. Bush, 9/18/95


"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
...George W. Bush


"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."
...George W. Bush


"Public speaking is very easy." ...George W. Bush to reporters


THERE'S NO QUESTION THAT THE MINUTE I GOT ELECTED, THE STORM CLOUDS ON THE HORIZON WERE GETTING NEARLY DIRECTLY OVERHEAD." - MAY 11, 2001


In MY SENTENCES I GO WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE.


ONE OF THE GREAT THINGS ABOUT BOOKS IS SOMETIMES THERE ARE SOME FANTASTIC PICTURES


WE'RE GOING TO HAVE THE BEST EDUCATED AMERICAN PEOPLE IN THE WORLD


GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE; GUNS ARE DESIGNED AND MANUFACTURED FOR THE PURPOSE OF ENABLING PEOPLE TO USE THE GUNS TO KILL PEOPLE."


IF MOST OF THE BREAKS GO TO WEALTHY PEOPLE IT'S BECAUSE MOST OF THE PEOPLE WHO PAY TAXES ARE WEALTHY."

AND IM FAVOURITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful - and so are we, they never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people - and neither do we." George W Bush at a Pentagon meeting, August 2004






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